Men Are Just Happier
People

What
do you expect from such simple
creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is
all yours.

Wedding plans take care of
themselves.

Chocolate is just another
snack...

You can never be
pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water
park.

Car mechanics tell you the
truth.

The world is your
urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one wedding collections collections with colors
is just too
icky.

You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.

Same work, more
pay.

Wrinkles add
character.

Wedding dress $5000.
Tuxrental-$100.

People never stare at your
chest when you're talking
to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle your feet.

One mood all the
time.

Phone conversations are over in
30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about
tanks.

A five-day vacation
requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own
jars.

If someone forgets to
invite you, He or she can still be your
friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a
three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough.

Everything on your face stays its
original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for
years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face
and neck.

You can play with toys all your
life.

One wallet and one pair of
shoes -- one color for all
seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

Men
Are Just Happier
People